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看英格兰球迷,如何吐槽本届世界杯英格兰国家队的前景!

2018-06-12 10:50:58  足球杂谈

看英格兰球迷,如何吐槽本届世界杯英格兰国家队的前景!

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Melanjoly(曼联球迷):当我老去的时候,我会抱起我的孙子,跟他说起50年前的2018年夏天,拉什福德获得了世界杯金靴。我仍然记得那一年,英格兰队勇夺世界杯!(In 50 years time you'll be telling your gran kids were you where when you watched Rashers win the golden boot and Garth's boys brought it home. Godbless.)

Zakinfenwa(阿森纳球迷):我也不是吹牛逼,最后扛起英格兰赢得世界杯的一定是维尔贝克!(I'm not overreacting or anything but Welbeck is single handedly going to win the World Cup.)

Ghostmanonthirdd(胡尔城球迷):想象一下如果琼斯在世界杯决赛打进制胜头球,那自1966年以来英格兰足坛最具代表性的照片就会是囧斯的大脸了!(Imagine if Jones scores the winning header in the final and the most iconic English footballing photo since 66 is a Jones Face.)

Freshthyme(未知主队球迷):事实上英格兰队自从1966年世界杯夺冠后,在世界杯淘汰赛上也就只赢过5场比赛…(Actually England have only won 5 games in the World Cup knockout stages since 1966.)

Fisherpriceman(英格兰球迷):那是你没加上欧洲杯!不然我们就能赢…6场了!(Even worse, if you include the European Championships too it's 6. Spain in '96 is the only one.)

看英格兰球迷,如何吐槽本届世界杯英格兰国家队的前景!

(图):英格兰和茶叶包的区别是什么?

Wyetye(利物浦球迷):虽然威尔士只参加过1次欧洲杯,但威尔士在欧洲杯淘汰赛上赢球的次数已经超过英格兰了…(Wales have won more knockout games than England at the Euro's. Wales have only been to the Euro's once.)

Niclef(比利时球迷):这特么竟然是真的…2016年前的欧洲杯参赛队伍较少,小组出线就是8强,英格兰只在1/4决赛里赢过1次;2016年小组出线是16强,威尔士赢了2场淘汰赛…(that seems to be the case. There were less teams until 2016 so you directly went to the QF once you got out of the group. In the entire history of the euro's England has thus won only 1 knockout game while Wales have won 2.)

An_Eloquent_Turtle(英格兰球迷):为什么你们还给我点希望?与其最后希望破灭,不如开始一点希望都不给…(Why do they give me hope every time? Just be shit and don't cause me pain.)

Chegism(赫里福德球迷):我们是反向德国队!(Reverse Germany.

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